- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, i didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!
how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick
Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.
This is super badass, goddang.
These are so hard to pull off
I like his solid landing on his left foot.
“The Gender Based Violence Prevention Project is a new project of the Students’ Union that promotes a campus free of gender based violence. Gender Based Violence exists in both visible and invisible ways on our campus and affects the lives of many University students, staff, faculty, and community members. Through education, awareness, and institutional change, we are striving to create a campus free of gender based violence where everyone can feel safe and supported.”
- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK
this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck
NO I AM NOW FEELING INSECURE CUS THIS IS REALLY RIGHT NO STOP
Ignore my craptastical editing skills, okay?
Because we’re focusing on where Sherlock got shot. Since you know, it did technically kill him.
The red dot is the bullet wound, emphasized so you know where it is. Ignore the black ones, those were just for lining things up.
So in the first picture, the one that has the organs, it shows the bullet wound in the liver. The liver is kind of important, and also loves to bleed. I mean, hey, what doesn’t?
Now, the second picture is more interesting. It shows the major blood vessels. See that big blue one that the red dot is right on top of? That’s the inferior vena cava, which only carries blood from the whole entire lower part of the body back to the heart.
Considering the bullet didn’t exit, and Molly was talking about the bullet being lodged, this was probably where it ended up. So good job Sherlock on the mind palace thing and falling backwards, because you sure as hell don’t want to bleed out from that.
Here’s some facts. Nearly a third of all people with IVC injuries die before they get to hospital. The mortality rate of IVC injuries is high. A 2006 study had a 56% mortality rate. Plus Sherlock had an associated liver injury, which certainly wasn’t helping.
Bottom line, Mary did save his life calling an ambulance, but he wouldn’t have needed it in the first place if she hadn’t shot him. I get why she did it, but all I’m saying is Mary could have aimed a little lower and to Sherlock’s right. That would have been nice.
(ps- In the study, the hospital stay was an average of 25 days, give or take 14 days. Bad Sherlock for skipping out.)
haha totally not a kill shot or anything